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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."
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"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."
"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"
"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."
"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"
"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"
"When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked ""How would a conservative view pornography?"" I muttered ""in high definition"" and now apparently *I'm wrong*"
"What happened to the blind circumsizer? He got the sack."