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Joke of the Day

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

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"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"
"A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products. He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks."
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"
"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."