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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
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"why was the mother buying christmas gifts for her son in august? because presents are less expensive than chemo.."
"So cats CAN'T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number."
"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"
"Lobster Tail & Beer. My three favourite things."
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"
"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."
"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."
"welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister"