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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says ""fuck off, you won't bring it back"""
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"
"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him"
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."
"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"
"What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records."
"Did you know you can take a whole nap and wake up and football will still be on?"
"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."