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Joke of the Day
"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
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"THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS"
"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."
"Him: I think I'm getting sick. Me: Do you want some euthanasia? Him: I'm pretty sure it's called echinacea. Me: Tomato, tomahto."
"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."
"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"