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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."

"Weird how it's always the women with multiple muffin tops wearing the tightest tank tops money can buy"

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."

"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"

"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected."