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Joke of the Day

"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected."

"[NSFW] What do snakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them."

"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"

"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."

"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."

"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"