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Joke of the Day
"I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision."
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"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""
"What state has the smallest sodas? Minisoda :)"
"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."
"No thanks, heavy metal concert. If I want lots of screaming without understanding the words I'll just hang out with my toddler."
"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."
"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."
"""I've got cat-like T-Rexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Tyrannosaurus pounces on you*"