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Joke of the Day

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"Why did the policeman stay in bed today? he was undercover *!*"

"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"What's the definition of a mere myth? A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg"

"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"

"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"

"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""

"Women are like convertibles. They're a lot more fun when the top's down."