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Joke of the Day

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."

"If I'm on a sneezing fit it's best to let me go, because by the 4th time you say ""God bless you,"" I'm ready for you to be out of my life."

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"

"Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD? It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure."

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"Where do pencils come from ? Pennsylvania"