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Joke of the Day

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."

"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"

"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"

"What is heavier -- 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? 200 pounds of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"

"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."

"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"

"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"

"Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see."