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Joke of the Day

"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"

"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"Flossed for the first time in a long time. .... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"Today marks 365 days of sobriety. 364 more to go"

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."