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Joke of the Day

"Ive tried everything to get my dog to behave. Ive tried shoving it into a wool tube, stabbing it in the neck and head, etc. nothing works."

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"

"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."

"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"

"Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs"

"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"

"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""

"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."