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Joke of the Day
"What is the Difference Between a Pretentious Asshole, and a Brilliant Artist? About 6 feet."
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"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"
"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."
"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."
"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"
"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."
"Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles"
"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Pants Coworker: ""Do you wear the same pair of pants every day?"" Me: ""No, I just have Fifty Shades of Grey."""