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Joke of the Day

"My wife & I got into a big fight bc she says I'm always exaggerating. I was so mad I stormed off & tripped over my dick."

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."

"On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"

"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."

"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."

"Anonymous gets Alzheimer's They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not...."

"One time a friend said that he ""ain't never had no nothing"". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"

"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"