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Joke of the Day
"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
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"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."
"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"
"REMEMBER: If you mention another race, you're racist."
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."