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Joke of the Day

"I got into a fight with my erection this morning. I beat it single handedly."

"Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT"

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo"

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"

"Macbeth Joke Lady Macbeth: Out damned spot! The dog named Spot: Ruff ruff ruff. [Exeunt/Leaves] Spot (Aside): Wow, I wonder why she hates me so much? I thought my bark was polite enough!"

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"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"