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Joke of the Day
"I sealed a fart in a jar for my wife to open because I know how to romance a lady."
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"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."
"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"
"What do you call a gay guy with a boner. Homo Erectus"
"The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says ""Ok, it's later!""."
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"what do you call a chav in a box? innit."
"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"