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Joke of the Day
"You had me at let's get divorced."
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"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"
"A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it"
"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."
"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"
"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"
"A Thought About Posthumous Autobiographies They're all ghost-written."
"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"
"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."