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Joke of the Day
"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."
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"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."
"*tries to turn on TV* TV: I have a boyfriend"
"I've come a long way since attaching a big jet propeller to my sperm duct"
"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."
"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."
"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."
"Mathematics is the only place you can buy 60 watermelons and no one questions you"
"ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid."