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Joke of the Day

"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."

"What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle"

"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."

"Sexist double Standard: ""If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut..."" But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo."

"Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside? Because it's Snowden."

"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"

"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"

"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."

"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."

"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."