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Joke of the Day

"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"

"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"If you're straight, you shouldn't look for lovers in the sea I heard they're algae"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"