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Joke of the Day

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""

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"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."
"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"
"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."
"What did the teen say when she found out she was pregnant? ""My mom is gonna kill me!"" What did the fetus say when the teen found out she was pregnant? "" My mom is gonna kill me!"""
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"
"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"