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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."

"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays? Nun."

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"

"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"

"Yo mamas so fat When she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water"

"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"

"What does ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."