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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamas so fat When she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water"

"The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!"

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""

"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."

"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."

"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"

"Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards."