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Joke of the Day
"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."
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"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency? Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind"
"Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself"
"Me: Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms? Kids: WE DO! YAY!"
"My father always said to me, if you build it, they will come'. That's why I now own my own strip club."
"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."
"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE 7 8 9 HAAHAHA Wait..."
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"