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Joke of the Day

"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."

"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."

"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."

"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"

"Did you hear about the biggest breakfast ever served? Back in the 1940's, some guy made over 6 million jews toast."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer."

"Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."

"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."