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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"Amazing how much ""self-help"" advice never gets to the part where you cowboy up and learn how to actually help yourself. By yourself."

"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"

"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."

"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... I dunno, I thought she was older than that. I guess that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."

"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."

"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot."