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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from the health spa. A psychic came in and asked for a back rub. I gave him one, but then I got in trouble for massage-a-mystic behavior."

"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."

"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"I lost my watch at a party the other night It fell in my drink. I guess it's drinking time."

"Life doesn't matter. Life IS matter."

"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."

"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."

"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"