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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese poker face? A mahjong face"
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"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."
"[overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that"
"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"