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Joke of the Day

"The funniest part of being put under with nitrous at the dentist is getting home to find your underwear on backwards."

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"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."
"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"
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"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."
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