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Joke of the Day
"Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!"
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"*entire building at my work loses power* *I run all the way to Linda's office* Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?"
"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"
"How do you protect yourself from ghosts? Hide in the living room."
"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant."
"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"
"I'm in a band named 999 megabytes We still haven't got a gig yet"