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Joke of the Day
"What is smarter? What is smarter, longitude or latitude?...Longitude, because it has 360 degrees."
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"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"
"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"
"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"
"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""
"A gay man walked up behind me at the bar He asked to push in my stool"