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Joke of the Day
"I hear birds chirping. Either I'm up way too late or I've banged my head cartoon style."
Next Joke
"So today I found out I have Alzheimer's disease... But on the bright side, at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease."
"how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? it doesnt matter.....they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black."
"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.."
"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"
"Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers."
"Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005"
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"
"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"