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Joke of the Day

"An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... ""I'm off"" says the scotsman, and leaves."

"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

"So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, ""I'll have a gin.....and tonic"" The bartender says, ""What's with the big pause?"" And the polar bear says, ""Oh, I've always had them."""

"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."

"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."

"I'm not a liar. I have an English degree; I'm an unreliable narrator."

"Where can you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"