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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""

"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""

"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn."

"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"

"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"

"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"