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Joke of the Day

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."

"TIL that curling used to be coed... But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers."

"A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change when it's ready"