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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change when it's ready"

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."

"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."

"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"

"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry."

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."