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Joke of the Day

"*opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom"

"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."

"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"

"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."

"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."

"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""