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Joke of the Day

"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"

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"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
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