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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
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"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
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"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."
"The Sun's probably Asian."
"How do you catch a unique lion? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!"
"What do you call a french person masturbating? Jacques-ing off."
"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."