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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? [flashback to everyone chanting ""SHIT PANTS""] Me: It was just time for a change."

"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "

"A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued..."

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"

"Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika? Girl: I dunno, why? Guy: Cause I want a little head."

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."

"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."