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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag. I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want."

"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"

"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."

"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me."

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs."