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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
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"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"
"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."
"Give a man a fish, he eats today. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk in a boat."
"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"
"Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"
"Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin."