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Joke of the Day
"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."
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"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"
"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"
"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."
"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"
"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"