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Joke of the Day
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
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"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."
"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."
"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."
"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."
"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"
"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"
"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."