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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a Penis."
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"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."
"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
"It's odd to hold a ""World Series"" and not invite other countries. But it's weirder to hold a ""Miss Universe"" and not invite other planets."
"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"
"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."
"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."
"Making midget jokes is mean and belittling. *belittling*"
"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"