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Joke of the Day

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around."

"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."

"People always complain that Jewish people have all the money. Well if 6 million of your people died, you'd expect at least some inheritance"

"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."

"If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us."

"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."