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Joke of the Day

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."

"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""

"Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife."

"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."

"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."