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Joke of the Day
"Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name? Because he was feeling a little horse."
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"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
"Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power & destroy common enemies"
"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off."
"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"