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Joke of the Day

"Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name? Because he was feeling a little horse."

"Wanna read a joke about procrastination? I'll type it later."

"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."

"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"

"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "

"So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe"

"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."

"My girlfriend is reading a book about ""love languages"". Hers is verbal. Mine is oral."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."