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Joke of the Day
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
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"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"
"My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."